How Long Does It Take To Drive 80 Miles If You Are Driving 80 mph?

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    • markb43 thinks How Long Does It Take To Drive 80 Mil... is OMG  about a year ago
    • jinl2 a year ago

      Congratulations bro! Your wife is stupid

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    • tonym12 a year ago

      He obviously didn’t marry her for her intelligence. “I am making sense; you are not making sense!”

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    • Scott J. a year ago
       

      bitches.. am I right fellas?

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    • Mools a year ago

      THe better question is “If they are travelling 80 mph how long will it take them to crash if the idiot driving is playing videographer with his cell phone.”

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    • Alita B a year ago

      Is that John C Rileys daughter?

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    • Davine S. a year ago
       

      I can’t believe nobody has posted the answer to the riddle yet!!  The question: “How long does it take to travel 80 miles if you are travelling 80mph”?  Answer: the journey will take 15 hours.  Breakdown:  1. The couple are newlyweds, as evidenced by the graffiti on the windows and luggage in the back seat. This is clearly the first day of their honeymoon after the wedding night. Ergo: the driver is likely to be sleep-deprived and dehydrated.  2. The new bride in the car has clearly had several mimosas with her post-wedding breakfast. The air she exhales will contain some vapourised alcohol. As the windows are all closed, this will be re-inhaled and will thus further impair the driving abilities of her husband. 3. The husband thinks that his new wife’s “blonde moment” will make for a viral YouTube sensation [note: he is correct]. He films their exchange using his phone, making multiple back-and-forth shots by which to fully capture the action. His hands are not safely in the “10 and 2” position.  4. As stated, the car is travelling at 80mph. “Car Crash at 80mph” is the name of a song by The 4 of Us. This information did not help with my research. 5. The newlyweds’ likelihood of being in a car accident is roughly 2:1. (See above list). The accident will be moderately worse than a typical fender-bender due to all the untethered luggage in the back seat and their high rate of speed.  6. They will have to wait at the scene for cops and EMS to arrive. Based on my personal experience, an ER visit in the US takes anywhere between 4 - 16 hours. Accounting for all paperwork that must be completed - which will be extensive due to them being far from their own medical files – I chose an arbitrary “12 hour” ER visit. This was added to the police procedure times (guesstimate: 2 hours) and the actual time required to travel 80 miles at 80mph, which, as everyone knows, is 1 hour. tl;dr, kids? The moral of the story: it’s dangerous to wink and drive.

      wow
    • Davine S. a year ago

      I hope he asked her permission before posting it online, is all.  And if you’re reading this, Chelsea: I am a smart girl, but if you ask me to explain daylight savings (or, for that matter, the earth’s rotation / seasons / anything involving a spinning sphere), I will look like a kitten trying to understand electricity.  We all have our neurological blind spots.

    • panicman a year ago

      dude, your wife’s blonde and all but she doesn’t deserve this.

    • chindueo a year ago

      of course she’s blonde -__-

    • Hamburgers a year ago

      I wonder if she’s smart enough to divorce her husband for posting this.

    • plemur a year ago

      He doesn’t have to be a asshole about it. Though she may not be a smart woman, he should still treat her with respect.

    • joshuak9 a year ago

      He’s got a good one here. Now if only she could complete a coherent thought. Yeah, that’d be great.

    • newsdaylaura a year ago

      What a fucking moron

    • I was waiting to see if he just opens the door and pushes her out.

    • carmex a year ago

      MAPS!!!!!

    • droeyourhero a year ago

      I would like to leave this world please.

    • alexiisn a year ago

      I hope some of that bleach on her hair got to her eggs, this idiot shouldn’t breed.

    • Jazzymiranda a year ago

      wow what an a-hole, she is really stupid but he is a Douchebag

    • megafucker a year ago

      Congrats on your wife who has zero self respect for taking up your offer to act like a bimbo, or congrats on have zero respect for your wife by implying she is such for not solving a basic math problem (which we all know is the best and only judge of intelligence).

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