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Top 5 Reasons Why Most Americans Would Rather OCCUPY a Liquor Store Instead of Wall Street
Mike Adams, Author of Toilet Bowl Soup, lists why he believes most Americans would rather Occupy a Liquor Store instead of Wall Street. www.toiletbowlsoup.com
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1. Because Americans who Occupy Liquor Stores know why they are there.
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2. Because the chances of being pepper spayed while standing in line to pay for a case of beer is highly unlikely.
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3. Because at a Liquor Store, 99% means a whole lot more!
Ok, so what if it is only 95%... Americans who Occupy Liquor Stores aren't bitching about the 4%.
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4. Because the American Dream IS over! And lets face it, booze just makes that easier to swallow.
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5. Because there is a wealth of Solidarity in the pursuit of a good ol' fashion American beer buzz.
DRINK UP AMERICA! www.toiletbowlsoup.com
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