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    New Years Rockin Eve 2013, Ryan Seacrest Solidifies His Power

    Now That Dick Clark Has Passed, Ryan Seacrest's Evil Plan To Take Over The Entertainment Universe is Complete - AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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    New Years Rockin’ Eve 2013 – Ryan Seacrest Solidifies His Power

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    Dick Clark is gone, and now there is nothing standing in the way of Ryan Seacrest's quest for world wide domination.

    He is in full control of the entire entertainment universe -TV, Movies, Radio, The Internets, Your Amazon Kindle, American Idol, The Kardashians, Shahs of Sunset -- NEW YEARS ROCKIN' EVE - THE SOUND OF MUSIC - Seacrest is in full and complete control of EVERYTHING -

    The sad truth is that from now until you draw your last breath, you will be subject to nauseating catch phrases like, "Seacrest Out" and "This....... Is American Idol". There is no escape, no plugging your ears, no closing your eyes.

    RYAN SEACREST OWNS YOU!

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