1.
When we all started to question just how much we love beef.
2.
When this lady swapped out rings for wings.
3.
When we unexpectedly muttered to ourselves, "why a bridge and not something smaller".
4.
When we started to question just how dangerous our tumble dryers could be.
5.
When everyone was wondering what Christmas without a nose was like.
6.
And when we were wondering where the hell God has been for all our bills.
7.
When all the real, hard-hitting questions were being asked.
8.
When we started to question just how easy it is to get access to a giraffe.
9.
And when this lady had the most unfortunate smallest animal to own.
10.
When we started to wonder just what the fuck "betrayal 1" could've been.
11.
When old people started to become fucking savage.
12.
When we started to question what kind of nasty shit Mavis was getting up to.
13.
When we tried to understand out how this lady managed to figure this one out.
15.
When we were all thinking that this doesn't seem like a fair trade at all.
16.
When we were stuck guessing how much a life is really worth.
17.
When we wondered what really drove the family pet to such extremes.
18.
When we were literally just asking how.
21.
When we started to question where this couple were getting their sperm from.
22.
When someone needed to explain to this sheila how space travel works.
23.
And when someone needed to explain to this daughter how death works.
24.
And when someone really needed to explain to this mum how Viagra, and parenting works.
25.
When we all thought that this venture would have definitely not been worth it.
26.
When we were wondering just what the fuck her father-in-law did to deserve this.
27.
And when this one got us crazy excited for a FREE exorcism.
