1. Vegetarianism is a serious commitment that's not easy to make.
2. There is an instant bond when you meet another vegetarian.
3. You probably didn't lose much weight when you switched to a vegetarian diet because reasons.
4. And although you heavily rely on pasta, you also eat lots of other delicious foods.
Dal puri, baby Aubergine with green mango, urad dal, spinach & paneer samosa, #indianfood #vegetarian #dal #dinner
5. You really have no time for pescatarians that refer to themselves as vegetarians.
6. Your most frequently asked question is why you're a vegetarian, followed by how you get your protein.
7. You still enjoy every holiday feast despite the lack of ham or turkey.
8. You are really tired of hearing about how great bacon is.
9. Tofu can be pretty gross if it's not prepared right.
10. Due to your large intake of soy, vegetables, and beans, it's safe to say you stock up on Gas-X.
11. Heaven is a vegetarian restaurant.
12. Hell is watching a meat-eater finish off the only vegetarian option.
13. You always check a restaurant's menu online beforehand, so you aren't that guy who needs another minute.
14. You fight the urge to interrupt the server who lists off the daily specials, none of which are ever vegetarian.
15. Splitting the check is even more painful when you're the only vegetarian amongst a group of meat-eaters.
When you just get an appetizer, but your friends want to evenly split the check:
16. You normally don't mind when people eat meat in front of you, but you do occasionally suppress your gag reflex.
17. You'd love to date a fellow vegetarian, but the pickings are slim.
18. You have a ton of respect for vegans because you can't imagine life without cheese.
19. There are a lot of other foods you'd rather eat than salad.
Fuck this salad and everything it stands for
20. After awhile, you forget what meat tastes like so it's easy to not miss it.
21. You're constantly conflicted about whether or not you can wear leather or own a pair of Uggs.
"If you're a vegetarian, why are you wearing leather?" #vegetarianproblems
22. Eating meat accidentally is a traumatizing experience that you wouldn't wish on any other vegetarian.
23. You don't criticize people who eat meat, so you would really appreciate if others wouldn't criticize you.
