The Cutest Opossum On Tumblr Is A Dead One

    This is why we have trust issues.

    Opossums don't have the best rep, so in order to change the people's minds, I set out on a quest to find some cute-ass opossums, like this one:

    Eventually, my search led me to this Tumblr post with over 400K notes, featuring what has to be the cutest opossum ever.

    This was it. This had to be it. The opossum to rule all other opossums. The opossum that would change the minds of even the most cold-hearted opossum-haters. I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT:

    But I was blindsided. We all were.

    Hoping to find the owner/picture taker of the opossum when clicking on "Source," I instead was brought to a taxidermy website.

    The opossum's photos were there, along with this holiday-themed one.

    Does the fact that it's a taxidermy make it less cute? Maybe a little. Either way, the people of Tumblr deserve to know the truth.

    The good news is that there are other cute, living opossums out there. Like these. Look at them and everything will be OK.