1. They prioritize a good education.
2. And make money working desk jobs.
3. They're dedicated sports fans.
4. They spend a lot of time on the internet.
5. And they value their privacy.
6. They buckle up when behind the wheel.
7. They like sleeping in.
8. And can't talk to anyone until they've had their coffee.
9. They take poor quality mirror selfies.
10. And occasionally break out the selfie stick.
11. They pick their own produce.
12. And love a home-cooked meal.
13. They look smarter in glasses...
14. ...sketchy in trench coats...
15. ...and ridiculous in 3D glasses.
16. They're not sure if they should have another drink, but do anyway.
17. They love a good bubble bath.
18. They date people who aren't right for them.
19. But eventually find the right horse, settle down, and start a family.
