1.For starters, you definitely end up hitting people in the face with your hair every once in a while.
2.And don't even get me started on how many times you're gonna have to clean that brush.
3.When you get a haircut, you're nervous AF that they're going to cut it "too short"...aka more than one inch.
4.Your hair somehow always ends up in your food...or really anywhere... No place is safe.
5.The amount of money you have to spend on hair products makes you want to curl up in a ball and cry.
6.And when you do splurge* and get your hair done, it's an all-day affair.
7.You run out of shampoo and conditioner ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.
8.And yeah, maybe this is a little nasty... but this is your life.
9.You're constantly getting your hair stuck in things. Like zippers. And bra straps. And windows. And other people's mouths. And your buttcrack. LIKE I SAID, NOTHING IS SAFE.
10.And when it comes to drying that mane on the top of your head, a towel this size is actually a joke.
11.Wanna wear your hair up and get it out of your face? Get ready for that headache.
