8 Female Comedians Comparing Their Vaginas To Things

Taking down the patriarchy, one genitalia joke at a time.

Cameron Diaz

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In an interview on Chelsea Lately: "You're supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that is, the delicate flower that it is. And you're supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing."

Ilana Glazer

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In an episode of Broad City: "The vaya-nya is nature's pocket. It's natural, and it's responsible."

Jenny Slate

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In the opening monologue of the movie Obvious Child: "At the end of the day, my underwear looks like it's been dragged through a tub of cream cheese."

Megan Amram

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On Twitter: "I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it."

Betty White

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On Saturday Night Live: "When I was younger, I was so concerned with how my muffin looked, but as i got older, I started to think, "To heck with it, this is my muffin and I don't care how it looks!" I'm just gonna let it all hang out."

Amy Schumer

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In a standup set: "It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that its work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me."

Sarah Silverman

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On Conan O'Brien: "A few people, I few men I've been with have told me that my vagina smells like a peach, a PeachTree dish."

Nikki Glaser

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In a standup set: "I would just stick to the clit. And I know it's like, "Where is it?" But we'll find it for you and just be like, "There." It's like "Where's Waldo." Mine's striped so that does help."