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"I'm just going to shelter here until the rain stops."
"I'm sick of Christmas. Get out of my way bins, I'm off to the airport."
"I’m tipsy so juzt gonna have a wee seat here in this cha… Damn!"
"Oi oi come back. I thought we were getting a taxi."
"Mate, you’re drunk. You’ve pissed yourself. Go home."
"I don’t care if you think these shoes aren’t sensible, it’s christmazzz."
"Look at this ring Gary gave me at the Christmas party. I'm like Beyoncé or sutin."
"I'm just having a nap between these cosy binzzz..."
"Bet you I can jump this chain."
"Everyone pile on! Whaaaay! Ladz ladz ladz..."
"Guess who I am? The George Square statue in Glasgow."
"Planking"
"Nuh! I don't want to go home. I'm just getting naked right here."
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