A Man Was "practicing Medicine Without a License," But That Hardly Describes What Actually Led to His Arrest.
A man in Miami Gardens, Florida has been charged with injecting Fix-A-Flat into people’s asses.
A man in Miami Gardens, Florida has been charged with injecting Fix-A-Flat into people’s asses.
Currently in the U.S. for an item to be labelled as “food” and sold as such, half of it must be edible. A class-action lawsuit filed in California on Friday contends that the ground “beef” sold by Taco Bell is not legally food, even in the U.S.
”I ate about 30 pounds worth,” Oprah tells Piers Morgan. “I’m not even kidding.”
That's right. Snooki is on the New York Times Best Sellers List.
Of course, they weren’t Masahari Morimoto 5000 mousetraps. There’s no such thing, tragically. They were standard humane traps. The mouse goes in to get the bait, trips the door, and is trapped inside. He’s confused, he’s frightened, but he’s alive. Later on, you release him outside or in the government building of your choice.
According to Belle Fourche Mayor Dave Schneider, it’s no surprise that the practice of using oral tobacco anally made its first significant appearance in South Dakota here.
It seems appropriate that I’m saving for porn in a pickle jar, but I’m not sure why.
Enis the Penis ran the local Rocket Lube and I’m not even kidding.
According to the promotional pamphlet you can find just about anywhere in South Dakota, every step you take at Reptile Gardens is a new discovery, every turn another adventure. Here, you can meet Maniac, the largest crocodile in captivity. Maniac is eleven hundred pounds of ferocious predator stored in a large glass box, just waiting to be photographed and forgotten. You can also say howdy to Methuselah, South Dakota’s oldest living resident. Clocking in at over 120 years old, Methuselah is a giant Galapagos tortoise who creeps slowly around his enclosure looking bored.
One time I had to get me a barium enema and I thought it was a pretty bad deal, but after I saw what happened to my friend Cal Thomas that day in the woods, it turns out it wasn’t so bad after all.
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