Michael H.

I'm potty-mouthed and prematurely gray. I never thought I would get married or have kids or own a house. I think Mike Meyers is overrated. I almost never watch sports on TV, but I like to go to the game once in a while. I've never tasted coffee -- not even once. I enjoy Taco Bell. I'm practical and skeptical, but I think most people take life too seriously. I've never been punched in the face and doubt I ever will be. Almost all my doctors are women. Too many elevator rides give me vertigo, but I'm OK with taking the stairs. I had Lasik surgery in 1996 and still think of it as something that belongs in the distant future. (They shoot lasers into your eyes and you can see. Freaky.) I met my wife though video dating when most people didn't have email. I think smart is sexy. If I never hear another Simon and Garfunkel song in my life, that'll be fine. The most I've ever eaten in a single sitting was a two-pound t-bone steak, salad, a baked potato, shrimp cocktail, and a piece of cheesecake. I haven't checked the statistics, but it really seems to me like people are getting taller. I'm proud that I'm getting very proficient at giving people the benefit of the doubt.

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