The 10 Weirdest "Game Of Thrones" Products On Etsy

Have you been dreaming of dressing your baby as a Dothraki or letting your cat eat Joffrey's head? Etsy has you covered. (Warning: Spoilers ahead!)

1. Dothraki Onesie

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Is your baby destined to be the most powerful khal the world has ever seen? Let everyone know with this adorable onsie.

2. Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen Dolls

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Just add a Barbie and some gold paint and you can reenact Viserys' crowning. A steal at $550.

3. Direwolf Hood

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Winter is coming, so it might be time to turn your direwolf into your tauntaun.

4. Joffrey Baratheon Catnip Toy

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Even your cat thinks Joffrey's a colossal dick.

5. Ned's Dead T-Shirt

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An ode to Game of Thrones' most Quentin Tarantino-y moment.

6. Bran Falling at Winterfell Patch

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The artist explains: "A little bit morbid, sure, but once the idea was in my head, it demanded to be realized."

7. Khal Drogo & The Dothraki World Tour T-Shirt

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Another promising act tragically claimed by the 27 Club.

8. Direwolf Hand Puppet

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Artist's disclaimer: "His claws are made of felt, but I'd suggest not actually trying to tear anyone's throat out with this puppet."

9. Sansa Stark is My Homegirl Tote Bag

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Correction: Sansa Stark is my homegirl, if that is what my beloved Joffrey commands.

10. Ned Stark My Little Pony

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The artist warns, "This is a decorative art piece and not a toy intended for children." O RLY?