1. Dothraki Onesie
Is your baby destined to be the most powerful khal the world has ever seen? Let everyone know with this adorable onsie.
2. Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen Dolls
Just add a Barbie and some gold paint and you can reenact Viserys’ crowning. A steal at $550.
3. Direwolf Hood
Winter is coming, so it might be time to turn your direwolf into your tauntaun.
4. Joffrey Baratheon Catnip Toy
Even your cat thinks Joffrey’s a colossal dick.
5. Ned’s Dead T-Shirt
An ode to Game of Thrones’ most Quentin Tarantino-y moment.
6. Bran Falling at Winterfell Patch
The artist explains: “A little bit morbid, sure, but once the idea was in my head, it demanded to be realized.”
7. Khal Drogo & The Dothraki World Tour T-Shirt
Another promising act tragically claimed by the 27 Club.
8. Direwolf Hand Puppet
Artist’s disclaimer: “His claws are made of felt, but I’d suggest not actually trying to tear anyone’s throat out with this puppet.”
9. Sansa Stark is My Homegirl Tote Bag
Correction: Sansa Stark is my homegirl, if that is what my beloved Joffrey commands.
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