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When getting ready, make sure your hair is styled to perfection.
And remember to play up your best asset.
Always consult your best friends before deciding on an outfit.
And if they don't like it, change.
Make sure you have enough food in your stomach before you start drinking.
It's not a pregame unless music and/or dancing is involved.
Whether it's getting a designated driver or a cab, make your transportation plans beforehand.
Avoid a drunken entrance.
Don't waste all your money on drinks...
...when you can just steal* someone else's.
When all else fails, stick to cheap shots.
When you hear your favorite song...
..head straight to the dance floor...
...and DANCE.
Dance with your friends
Dance by yourself
Dance with strangers
And even get into a dance-off.
Don't just stand in the corner with the other party POOPERS.
Shake what your mama gave ya!
When you hit on someone, choose your pick-up line wisely.
And approach with caution.
Don't come on too strong...
...or you'll get the "I hate you" finger flick...
...or the turn down head-turn...
...or the "get the f*ck away from me!"...
...or the sassy sarcasm...
...or if you're lucky, the straight-up shutdown.
Ditch the creepiness...
...and you'll higher your chances of getting this:
and feeling like this:
Another rule to remember: No drunk night is complete without binge eating.
Just keep your food to yourself.
Sharing is not an option.
And any attempt to do so will end in DEATH.
Basically, eat until you pass out.
If you need to crash somewhere, call the couch...
...or cuddle up with a friend.
Really, just find a spot anywhere.
No matter where you end up sleeping...you'll wake up with a smile.
Because your night ROCKED.
And if you can't remember why, you'll always have your camera for proof...
...of all the drinks you had...
...and the decisions you'll regret...
...and the moments you can joke with your friends about that gives you validation that it was all worth it.
Lastly, when you party hard, remember one thing: the HANGOVER.
it's inevitable.
But also curable.
Good Luck And Party On!
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