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We know Dwight as one of the most iconic members of <i>The Office</i>, but how well do you really know the beet-farming salesman?

We know Dwight as one of the most iconic members of The Office, but how well do you really know the beet-farming salesman?

How Well Do You Actually Know Dwight Schrute?

"The geometric proportions of my face are perfect in every way but one. My nose is too small. I mean, it still works. I can smell things. I just have to be a lot closer than most people."

Nose

Which of Dwight's facial features does he think is too small?

"I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog."

Werewolf

Dwight claimed he once killed which of the following creatures?

“I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.”

Panther

Dwight is fast, his speed being somewhere between that of a snake, a mongoose, and a \_\_\_\_.

"I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise."

A pay raise

Dwight received these two plaques from corporate in lieu of what?

"Count Choculitis…why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?"

Count Chocula

What is Dwight's favorite breakfast cereal?

"I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna."

Not saving the excess oil from a tuna can

As punishment, Dwight was shunned for two years as a child for what?

"You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed."

Triceratops

According to Dwight, every other dinosaur that ever existed is better than which specific dinosaur?

Dwight: "We have three rooms, each with a different theme."  
Pam: "What are the themes?"  
Dwight: "America, Irrigation and Nighttime."

America

There are three themes for the guest rooms at Schrute Farms: Nighttime, Irrigation, and \_\_\_\_.

"No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape. I would make sure that you were dead. First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer."

The Overkill Killer

What would Dwight's serial killer name be?

"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'"

According to Dwight, which of the following letters has the most menacing sound?

Have you even watched "The Office"? Watch a couple of episodes and try again.

Not so hot.

Not bad!

Wow, did someone teach Mose how to use a computer?

Pretty good!

"The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now. And, just to be clear, there is a second definition, perfect pork anus, which I don't mean."

Perfectenschlag!

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