THIS is what you use your fame for.

as a 27 year old adult I have to say I had the shakes the first time I tried a red bull. I’m terrified for that child.

awe, c’mon guys, he’s just trying to be a grown-up. side note: I saw MC play with Mister Heavenly last year at some free outdoor concert and he was a complete douche. the dudes from Man Man and Modest Mouse were walking around being friendly (even stopped to hang with me and my friends for a bit), but when we waved at MC as he walked by our bench (flanked by like 5 security guards) he just let out a “tch” and looked the other way.

parents these days are so sensitive. it’s sad, really. they grew up with all the horrors they try to shelter their kids from now and they turned out fine. I grew up on these terrifying pictures and I will make damn sure my kids have that same privilege.

I am forever scarred by the wide shot…

was he watching fantastic planet whilst deciding this?

we should send the kardashians to make peace.

no category for the person that just posts crap about cats? that’s me! but I happen to have each one of these types in my friend list.

is this cheese potatoes lady’s baby?