I think it bears noting that this list is from an English newspaper. Which, in my opinion, makes it NAF.

Drunk drunk drunk

yeh man im pretty damn sure thats not what “Gaper” is supposed to mean time to “puff” a “phatty” my “jigga”.. shit be “uber” “mack”

This list is so streets behind.

Was i the only one that noticed Hooptie is on there…very similar to That Ford Prefex is one Hoopy frood who knows where his towel is?

I do find this list to be the most ludicrous literature I have set my eyes upon in a fortnight! By George, I dare to call it “idiotic”, but with my peace said and in the open air, I do declare: Dis jigga gonna gronk out, G.

I bet this writer just asked her teenage son and he made up a bunch of shit just to piss her off.

Huh? Since when did we start using 1/2 these words?

Did this lady come up with these definitions herself?

Jigga what?!

I distinctly remember reading as a kid 12 years ago the word “chillax” on a USA Today slang guide article like this one. C'mon people.

yes secks is desirable and i desire it

My son said he has “tickets” to the “movie”… he's doing heroin, isn't he.

There's a Generation Z? Whelp, I'm gonna dip out so I can get my swerve on and uber pez out with some chilis and G's. Coolth grommet hooptie.