• “I’m a clean mothafucka, cuz I shower everyday.”

  • “Those pics on Myspace are all from my mom. She thought she would do me a solid by makin that shit.”

  • “Who the fuck knew what a meme was?”

  • “I dressed hip hop and was the first kid to wear a flat bill to school, which I got ragged on everyday.”

  • “Was I a douche bag? Yah, I guess.”

  • “I’m a fat fuck now and Im older than the pics.”

  • “Still dont know what lulz is and Im not gonna wiki it cuz I’m tired but Reddit is the shit.”