Let me tell y'a story 'bout an Oil Company
Their drillin' rig exploded in the middle of the sea They spent more money tryin' not to get sued
Than they spent cleanin' up all their bubblin' crude Oil that is, Black surf, Florida-to-Texas tea ! Well next thing ya know, they killed a million birds
And about a billion fishies all floatin' 'round like turds Filthy oily beaches for as far as you can see
Thank the greedy bastards running B-flamin-P !! Y'all FUGG OFF now, y'hear ?!!

YES! I've been waiting for this. bravo, good man, bravo.

[Right-winger]A flower? That's a hippie symbol! I told you hippies were responsible![/Right-winger]

The hands are upside down.

Like many who try to photoshop goatse hands onto something, you've forgotten a subtle but important detail: the wedding ring. Don't worry though, even Time Magazine made that mistake on their 20-Sep-2004 cover.