4. What’s the easiest machine here?
Can’t calories just burn themselves?
6. When this songs over I’ll have run at least 4 minutes.
7. Are the people behind me judging what I’m watching?
The Real Housewives are intellectually engaging too.
10. What should I make for dinner?
Would McDonalds cancel out this workout?
11. Will I have time to shower after this?
12. I’m going to look so much hotter tonight.
And my bikini bod will be rockin.
14. I’ve been on here for at least half an hour, right?
ONLY FIVE MINUTES??? NOOOO.