1. Do I REALLY want to be here?
2. Should I turn around now? Is it too late?
3. I should’ve put on make up before this.
SO MANY HOT GUYS HERE.
4. What’s the easiest machine here?
Can’t calories just burn themselves?
5. How does this work?
Too. Many. Buttons.
6. When this songs over I’ll have run at least 4 minutes.
7. Are the people behind me judging what I’m watching?
The Real Housewives are intellectually engaging too.
8. If this old guy can run, I can definitely do another mile.
9. How much longer??
I’ve been here FOREVER.
10. What should I make for dinner?
Would McDonalds cancel out this workout?
11. Will I have time to shower after this?
12. I’m going to look so much hotter tonight.
And my bikini bod will be rockin.
13. I probably lost like 5 pounds by now.
14. I’ve been on here for at least half an hour, right?
ONLY FIVE MINUTES??? NOOOO.
15. Really this time, HOW MUCH LONGER?
16. I’m OUTTA here!
…But I’ll probably be back tomorrow.