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1. Your boss is not impressed.
You're kissing your sweet Government job goodbye. (Even the DMV is a long shot)
3. You find yourself investing in several disguises...
4. But your attempts are futile because this will happen the minute any future employer Google's you:
5. Deep down you know that no matter how much sucking up you do...
6. You might as well leave town now.
7. Farther...
...FARTHER...
8. But you still feel kinda smug...
9. Because all you did was what everyone wishes they could do.
10. Now you're famous.
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