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So there were these three little pigs, man.
And I guess they were all homeless or something, I don't know. They were all trying to build houses at the same time, I guess.
And, man, I guess one of the pigs was, uh, lazy or something, man. I don't know. I guess he built his house out of... what do you call that... what's that stuff horses eat? Herbage?
So, hey, I guess the first pig finished his house pretty quickly, man. And he was hanging out, sleeping or whatever. I don't know.
So this second pig, or whatever, I guess he decides to build a house out of, what, wood? Poles? What do you call those things?
And so whatever this pig did, it took him a little longer. But he was ok with it, I guess. Far out.
[Slight sound of music coming from headphones]
What? Oh, yeah, man. The last pig. He built a house too, man. Yeah, he used, what ... bricks? Like at a ... what do you call those, one of those outdoor things, man. You know, with the fire.
[Silence]
And, then, check this out, I guess a wolf, or something, or some sort of wild dog, I guess, was blowing on all the pigs' houses.
And I guess the wolf blew down the first two houses, man. You know, the ones made out of the ... what have you and the poles.
And the only one he couldn't blow down was the stucco or whatever, man. You know, the house that took the most work. But I guess he blew as hard as he could, man, and it was, I don't know, too strong or something.
So I guess then the wolf tried to go down, I don't know, the chimney, and fell into a pot of hot water or something. I guess the pigs drew some kinda line in the sand, I don't know.
So I guess it's some kinda lesson, man. I don't know.
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