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    15 Times LuAnn De Lesseps Summed Up What It's Like To Go Clubbing

    "How did I get the job as the Snatch Guard?"

    1. When your friends tell you they're going clubbing tonight, but you're not in the mood.

    2. And when they tell you they're not eating dinner before they leave, making you want to go out even less.

    3. When your friend asks to borrow an outfit for your night out, and looks better in it.

    4. When your friends say they're going out to "try to meet some guys."

    5. When you get to the club and your friend trips on her stripper heels.

    6. And when someone cuts in front of you at the bar, immediately becoming your enemy for the night.

    7. When your song finally comes on and you're kind of in the mood to turn up.

    8. And then you start actually enjoying yourself.

    9. When someone who is unbelievably cute starts walking towards you and your friends.

    10. When your friend starts getting really personal and asks for dating advice.

    11. But then someone spills their drink on you.

    12. And sleazy-ass dudes start hitting on you.

    13. When two of your friends get seriously drunk and start hooking up.

    14. When you have to take care of your friends because they're too drunk.

    15. And then the next morning, when your friend asks what happened last night and it got too crazy, so you just make something up to sum it all up.