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1. "Would you care to join me for afternoon tea?"
2. "I did some light shopping today."
3. "That was one crazy after party."
4. "Europe? The Caribbean? The possibilities are endless!"
5. "This is just my weekly allowance."
6. "What time is brunch?"
7. "Oh this? It's just my castle."
8. "Our private jet leaves in 10 minutes."
9. "I needed a spa day."
10. "I'd get nothing done without my morning coffee."
11. "May all your pain be champagne."
12. "I asked for truffle fries!"
13. "I mean, I just had to have a pink one."
14. "For me?!"
15. "Bon appétit!"
16. "Check out my new ride!"
17. "What? Are you afraid you'll lose to a dog?"
18. "When you see a little blue box, you know he did good."
19. "Welcome to my humble abode."
20. "I worked hard for this right here."
21. "That must be Nigel with the brie."
22. "Do you have any idea how many treats I could buy with this?!"
23. "You sure it's all here? You better be."
24. "Typical night at the club."
25. "Ugh, I hate jet lag."
26. "Not everyone can live a life this fabulous."
27. "Life is ruff."
28. "I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle."
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