Oh… you forgot suede.

my cats are the reason i can't have nice things…

Another thing cats destroy… The shine on my shoes when I brake my foot off in their asses.

It's funny but my cat, a serial couch destroyer, does not scratch our new leather one at all. A good thing too as I fear mum would have finally thrown her out if she had D:

Everything you love

you forgot photocopiers and pianos too. *paws*
http://www.frequency.com/video/10-cutest-cat/488194?embed=true

There is nothing like ripping a roll of TP or Paper Towels to help a kitty let out their teen angst.

That's so truth :D