My guide to being homes says:
Step 1: Get a job
Step 2: Refer to step one

atheist
will convert for money

I love the clever ones. Once I was on some pier in CA, and a guy had set up a blanket with a sign that said “make a wish” or something like that, and a cup of water for people to throw coins into. I bet he made a hundred dollars a day.

I have to admit that the “honest” and clever signs get me. Tell me you need a vice or make me laugh and i'll give you a buck.