• 1. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump

  • 2. Always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom

  • 3. try to drive closer to the speed limit.

  • 4. Always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.

  • 5. Keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

  • 6. No longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants.

  • 7. Never again try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker

  • 8. Avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water

  • 9. Never again eat a Durian before going to a public function

  • 10. Leave the details off of Facebook