Ahahahahahahahahaa….. Clever. Sort of.

srsly, how can people not tell it’s supposed to be a joke? This is awesome, btw

This article came from West Springfield High School, Springfield, VA. @ theoracleonline.org

dude i totally agree. “heres your nickel back”? i read this article like 40 times and every time i get there i just cant hold back my tears. i mean, he DID HIS JOB AVERAGELY! an american hero i tell you

Hahah, we would like to thank Linkin Park, Creed and the Opera industry. I gotta hand it to this paper, this was a good one.

And the date of this paper isn’t coincidentally april first by any chance?

ASK THESE KIDS WHO THE BEST BAND IS…. THE’LL TELL YOU. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBg-P0hsAg0 NICKELBACK WOULD AGREE.

maybe we need an “sarcasm” button since almost no one is picking up on this…

Um Nickleback has never won a lifetime achievement award, so there goes the validity of that article.

ummm.. the freshman quoted is called “bulltaste”, the sophomore “john doe”. apart from that it is written so over the top ironic, how can anyone think the writers are serious?? how much more obvious can you be? jeez, turn your irony detectors on, guys…

Was this an April Fools Prank???

I know I should hate on nickelback here- but good LORD was that a terribly written article! I hope those kids quit journalism now. I’ve never read such a gullible, non-critical piece of “news” ever. I thought it was an op-ed until halfway through.

if you can’t believe sophomore john doe…

“I would like to thank…the opera industry”. What?

only people who are tone def and cant read think nicknack has anysort of talent. if i hear anytime in my life that a band got insperation from nickelback i will kill myself