Are you jealous of your friends opening all of their Hanukkah presents? Thinking of joining them and pretending to be Jewish for the season? Before you do, make sure you consult Yahoo! Answers. At least then you’ll be an educated imitation Jew.
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I Am Planning On Pretending To Be Jewish
http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/i-am-plan...Are you jealous of your friends opening all of their Hanukkah presents? Thinking of joining them ...
Actually, a lot of Jews have no idea what the hell they’re doing. If someone calls you out on a mistake, just start arguing back and no one will be the wiser. “1 subject, 3 Jews, 5 points of view.”
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