I know one that Logan is talking about and #6. I just hide them.

Or you could just take the easy way out and hide these people. I can't imagine too many will get into this Unfriend Day thing. People like the appearance of popularity regardless of how few 'friends' they actually correspond with.

Geez..is it really that serious? Lol. “Un-friending” someone just because of a status update seems kind of petty, even though it is annoying at times.  There's always a motive and reason behind what a person decides to share online, but it's like we can't even recognize the humanity of people at that moment. All we see is words taking up oh so precious space on our news feeds and timelines…

Craaaap. My last status is me complaining about jury duty… does this make me a mix of both 1 and 2?!

1 and 2 are each and every one of my coworkers.

So….we hate everyone? jk. Screw these ppl. My status updates are totally not like the ones listed above. They're informative, witty, and best of all: Fucking Awesome. So read, like and bear it, bitches.

There's also the person who posts every single rap song lyric, the person who starts fights via status update, the person who tYpez lyke diz yo, and the passive-aggressive person.

Did they really have to use a picture of Damon Gough? (Picture 9 on Buzzfeed/Slide 12 on GQ) Those not in the know, he's also known as Badly Drawn Boy, great music.

Well done. I might add Person Who Only Posts to Promote Their Own Band, Company, or Website.