obvious fake is obvious

my male equivalent.

Is Eric related to Dwight?

interested employers may contact him at r.ericdann@gmail.com. this is a good friend of mine, it's 100% real.

i posses all the same skills as this fellow companion, but add in the ability to take virginity at will by just looking into her eyes.

Genius. Hired.

I love Reddit!

Idiot.