Those kiss tattoos look like the lye burn from Fight Club. Equally gross.

is it me or that's like the fifth “mugshot of the year” this year?

lol it looks like he got the Kenyon Martin kiss tattoo, but then tried to get it removed. I'd definitely keep the lip tattoo though, but that's just me.

Excuse me sir I don't care if Senoritas love it, I'm going to have to see some papers.

Who DOES this? I mean the tattoo artists (and for Abby's post below)… I thought they had a really strict code of ethics about tattoos on faces? Maybe these guys just bought a tattoo needle and did this to each other. Gross. :(  On the plus side, it makes it so much easier to avoid them! All douchebags should get these.

bold FACE lies pun intended ahaha …… i try :/ lol

at least he could always grow a moe to cover it as a disguise

Tragedy Ladies! They're gonna keep him under armed guard.