Denim tube tops? Denim tube tops?! First it was face lotion for men and then capri pants for men and now this shit?! I swear to god this is a large scale psychology experiment by some university in Milan. They’re measuring how long people will put up with this crap before they finally go, “OKAY JUST WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!”

This makes me wonder how women can be attracted to men.. I’d imagine being a lesbian would be the only way to go after this

so basically, you’re saying gay men can be unfashionable too. Got it

you have to be a real man to be wear a speedo

#3 Should’ve been that ridiculous bling around his neck

Speedos are not a trend, they will never go away. They are defined as a classic.
But only in Europe.

The guy in the jorts looks like a guy from the program Testees (it was on FX about a year or so ago).

#3: ULTRA GUIDO

I think speedos are ok if you are Brazilian and you have the body for it.

Uggs, Crocs, track suits, fanny packs and jeggings are a fashion crime no matter what your gender

Is W wearing socks with the presidential seal on them? Cool points in my book!

ugh crocs are the worst shoes ever. Women or men, just bad!

forget the uggs, what about ascots?

sexist

Does the tracksuit guy in #9 have Buscem-eyes?

But giant bling crosses are cool? Great! I’ve got a whole closet of those.

You forgot to add “anything hipster”.