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    Hide Your Shortcomings With The Trouser Expander

    Is your boyfriend a little small down there? Well, pump up his ego with the Trouser Expander! It’s just one of many new products that make men feel better about their bodies. The Trouser Expander enlarges the user to “a whopping 8”, with girth beyond belief!” and costs just $7.