Shark Week 2013 Drinking Game

Make Shark Week even wilder! And more inebriated.

Drink every time there is...

glug, glug, glug

1. Footage of a shark jumping out of the water

Awww yeaaaaahh

2. A shark is given a dumb name

Large Marge, for example...

3. The “actor”(aka the one guy who’s career has nothing to do with marine anything) makes inane commentary

"What if a shark had legs? We would be screwed."

4. A shark is tagged

Always kinda looks like it hurts...

5. They make reference to Megalodon

6. There is a dramatic reenactment

7. A seal is attacked/eaten

Sorry seals...

8. They use the phrase “chum slick”

9. A notice that they are showing never before seen footage

Close enough...

10. An underwater robot camera is following a shark

11. A reference to a shark attack of a human

This will get rough during “I Escaped Jaws”... good luck

12. Shaky footage of an attack from a recovered civilian's camera

Draaamaaaaaa

13. An image of a shark tooth or shark jaw

14. A Great White Shark

(because it always comes back to the Great White, ya know?)

15. The show name references Jaws

Check the tv guide if you joined the show part way through and don't know its name, most likely it's called "blah blah Jaws blah"

16. A boat is hit by a shark

17. The announcer of the show makes a bad pun

BONUS: Drink every time anything dumb is said during Shark After Dark LIVE

Warning: you will get wasted VERY quickly

Also, what is up with Shark After Dark, really?