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    This Is Chunk.

    Studying makes him sleepy, but nothing makes the chunkster feel more alive than the thrill of sneaking the turkey out of his owner's sandwich and washing it down with a nice cold drink from the faucet. He only wishes he had a cute pair of glasses to wear so he could make it onto the front page.

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