1. Ryan Gosling
Hey, girl. He only has one nomination for his work in Half Nelson. He was snubbed for Blue Valenine and for his ab work in Crazy Stupid Love.
2. Bill Murray
Every day feels like you’re living the same awful day over and over again when you realize Murray only has one Oscar nod.
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
No nominations. Not even for his ambitious attempt to look like a young Bruce Willis in Looper.
4. Samuel L. Jackson
His only nomination is for Pulp Fiction in 1995. And you know he wants to get medieval on the Academy’s ass for failing to nominate his work in Snakes on A Plane.
5. James Franco
Jonah Hill’s buddy Franco didn’t even to get to sit in the audience when he got his first Oscar nomination for 127 Hours. He had to host that night.
6. Steve Martin
He starred in The Jerk, but the Academy’s a bunch of jerks for never recognizing his work. Ever.
7. Jake Gyllenhaal
Gyllenhaal’s only nomination is for Brokeback Mountain, and he only had to make out with another dude to get it.
9. Josh Brolin
He played George W. Bush in W., a dead-ringer for a young Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black III, and Llewelyn Moss in No Country for Old Men, but he only has one nomination for his role as Dan White in Milk.