Videos·Posted on Dec 12, 2015The 17 Best Things Matt Bellassai Whined About In 2015"We're all just trying to turn hard work into chicken nuggets."by meganmarleyBuzzFeed Motion Pictures StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Worst Things About Being an Adult View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "You have to call your own doctor; I'm not mature enough to speak to a medical professional." 2. The Worst Types of People on Instagram View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Do you know how many hashtags are necessary? Zero! Zero hashtags." 3. The Most Annoying Types of Couples View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "There is only one two-for-one special I am interested in and it comes with a side of gravy." 4. Things People Do in Public That They Should Do in Private View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Unless you are literally being chased by a man with a functioning chainsaw, there is no good reason to be running." 5. The Worst Things About Online Dating View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Do you want to know who else liked music, movies, and books? Hitler!" 6. The Worst Things About Weddings View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Jesus said, 'Thou shall not have a wedding and make thou guests pay to get fucked up.'" 7. The Most Annoying People to Text With View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Don't you dare text me 'K' unless you are ready to throw down." 8. Reasons Wearing Pants Is the Absolute Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Let's squeeze into a piece of fabric that measures how much fatter you are than the last time you tried on pants." 9. Reasons Mornings Are the Absolute Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "My body isn't ready to confront the world until I've had at least three cups of coffee, cereal, a nap, and lunch." 10. The Worst Things About Fall View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Do you know what pie is better than apple pie? Any pie! Any pie is better than apple pie!" 11. The Worst Types of Roommates View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "If you think for a second that I don't count every stick of the sweet potato fries that are in the fridge, you're out of your goddamn mind." 12. Types Of Foods That Are the Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "What kind of a bitch noodle is a ramen noodle?" 13. Reasons Why Kids Are the Absolute Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Never once have I come across a kid that didn't have at least two dirty Hello Kitty Band-Aids loosely covering a green scab." 14. The Worst Things About Office Holiday Parties View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Just because Santa is watching, doesn’t mean he wants you grinding on things you’re not allowed to grind on the other 364 days a year." 15. Reasons Going Out Is the Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "Making plans to go out is like trying to wrangle a pack of gorillas into a broken-down station wagon." 16. Types of College Students That Annoy Me View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "There is always that one guy who loves ultimate frisbee. Do you know who else loves ultimate frisbee? Dogs! Actual dogs love it." 17. Types Of Co-Workers That Are the Absolute Worst View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php "We're all just trying to turn hard work into chicken nuggets."