1. Guess this is proof that even a BABY honey badger don't care.
2. Okay, seriously, kitten? They're just lizards.
3. Take a page out of your brother's book and calm the eff down, duckling.
4. Kitten, look at the poise your mom is showing. There's balance in her desperation. How about you take a break?
5. Baby koala, back off. No need to be so clingy!
6. Baby fennec, don't chase a scorpion!
Or, on second thought... I guess you should just enjoy your lunch.
7. Science fact: kittens + vacuum = absolute chaos. Somebody needs to calm these guys down.
8. Okay, kitten? That's a potato.
9. And those are apples.
10. And that is literally the same person you were just looking at calmly.
11. And that's just a hand.
12. And that's a toaster.
13. And puppy? That's just a blowdryer.
14. Note to self: never let goats play with puppies.
15. WHOA there, pug! Back off!
16. How many times have we told you to look both ways before crossing the street, elephant?!
17. Whoa whoa whoa, I said "CHILL, kitten," not "KILL kitten!" Calm down.
18. Oh, uh, well...
Yep. Saw that coming.
19. Slow down there, baby gorilla!
20. Wait, whoa, what is going on here? Get off of that thing!
21. And the kitten moves left and --- oh, nope, he's down.
22. Who has that much energy?!
23. Baby otter, leave that stuffed walrus alone!
24. AhhH!
25. Let's all just take a deep breath, close our eyes...
26. And calm. The eff. Down.
