I hate being around alcoholics. They are either telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you.
Hey girl, I was just bringing you some flowers when a crazy woman flashed her tits at me. Don't worry, I didn't look.
I hate being around alcoholics. They are either telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you.
99% sure that I went to middle school with the real awkward nerdy guy.
Just think, those parents paid thousands of dollars for their babies to have tramp lessons.