Come on, not everyone has time for the extended version.
WARNING: May ruin friendships forever.
In space, nobody can hear you scream, “bull$#*!”
Everything you knew about the 3rd grade was a LIE!
Ya’ll can’t complain about much after you’ve been through the mud!
The famous quotes they didn’t teach you in high school.
2014 is the space age, apparently.
You are not right-brained.
Keep it looking sharp at no cost.
You’d be surprised just what you can Watch Instantly.
The Dwarves are Jewish? Mazel tov!
You have the right to remain sexy!