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    Romney Poetry

    A poem about Mitt Romney's heroic struggle to win the Cold War

    Romneyreagan

    I find Mitt Romney a

    cure for insomnia,

    blathering on with his

    Cold War Tourette's.

    He would keep Poland and

    "Czechoslovakia"

    safe from these terrible

    "Soviet" threats.

    "Russia's our number one

    geopolitical

    foe." Oh my God!

    Do they have bayonets?