"Duuuude."
"That's real chill."
"I think I just saw a UFO."
"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints."
"Do you think they can tell that I'm stoned?"
"Totally cashed. Pack another one."
"So high right meow."
"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"
"Smoke weed every day!"
"Wait, what was I doing again?"
"That's that chronic."
"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself."
"Just a little higher..."
"Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it."
"Too high to talk."
"Where's the lighter?"
"I think I'm going to get a glass one."
"I feel so high...I even touch the sky."
"Am I acting weird?"
"If I eat it, will I get high?"
"Whoa."
"Rainbow road is sooo trippy."
"All mine."
"Pass the dutchie to the left hand side."
"Reefer madness."
"Dank."
"My first pumpkin bong!"
"I got that purps!"
"Today, it was a good day."
"Light up that dro."
"What if God was one of us?"
"I smoked me some good grass."
"Roll it in a joint."
"Let's hit that green."
"My friend, that's the master kush."
"I'm so glad I moved to Washington."
"YOLO!"
