Glenn Beck Warned Us About...America's favorite weepy-patriot helps you keep up with all his enemies foreign, domestic, irrational, and fictional.Sep 2, 2010, 4:31 AM
It's Just a Phone.According to an email exchange between Steve Jobs and an angry iPhone owner, the iPhone "is just a phone" but the iPad is still totally magical -- right?Jul 1, 2010, 8:19 PM
Kelly Cutrone Sings "Betty Davis Eyes" for Earth DayRemoving any doubt (if it ever existed) that in bizarro 1984 Kelly Cutrone will be leading the "Five Minute Love."Apr 22, 2010, 6:18 PM
The Most Discomforting Comfort Pillow"Perhaps the fact that you don’t have her around to shares your dreams makes it harder for you to fall sleep." It's all so, so, so very uncomfortable.Apr 22, 2010, 1:43 PM
Men With Meat NamesGeorge Clooney: NOT a meat name. Da Brat: NOT a man. Kobe Bryant: MEAT NAME.Apr 7, 2010, 6:48 PM
Best Use of Celery in a Sexual HarassmentShe’s all like: “It sure would be a shame if I had to call the police on a pretty little thing like you for touching me with that carrot...”Nov 25, 2009, 9:47 PM
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