Look At These Robots Nailing It

Our future overlords totally, 100% knocking it out of the park.

Just watch this robot ninja, perfectly executing the ULTIMATE stealth entry... Oh, uh. Nothing.

Ah, it's just like The Jetsons: flying robotic waiters efficiently delivering your food direct to your table. And crashing into your coat, overbalancing and smashing your meals on the pavement

Witness the terrifying robot warrior of the future, effortlessly using its creepy greyhound legs to walk around a parking lo... Forget about it.

Alright, so maybe it's not good at walking in parking lots. The big question is: can it successfully throw bricks around a room and thus prove its value as a soldier in the coming brick war? Sort of!

Check out this deadly airborne drone, soaring high above the earth, ready at any moment to unleash hellfire... Is that a bird? Is that bird attacking the drone? Activate anti-bird defenses! Oops.

It's the ultimate in dining convenience: a robot who can squirt ketchup on your soup or burger. That's enough thanks, robot! You're squirting all over... Jesus, robot. Go home. You are drunk, robot.

It's not just squirting ketchup and throwing bricks that robots excel at! They're also great at 1080° spins and perfect dismounts and... Well, they're good at the spins.

And finally... Whoa. Not cool, robotruck. There's just no other way to interpret this than a huge middle finger to humankind. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR GARBAGE? YOU WERE BUILT FOR OUR GARBAGE! Isaac Asimov was right. We need to keep an eye on these robots.