10 People Intent On Ruining Your Day

Social etiquette is for losers, right?

1. This guy wearing his backpack on the train

This is just straight up rude. Look at the room behind that guy! A whole other person could have squeezed on that train.

2. This guy standing on the wrong side of the escalator

Don't make me school you in escalator etiquette in front of your children. You will be embarrassed.

3. These assholes who think they own the *entire* sidewalk

You are not the Sex and the City ladies. The city sidewalk is not your personal runway. And if you think walking four people wide down the sidewalk is appropriate, you should be prepared for me to play a one-sided game of Red Rover, Red Rover - full contact.

4. People in general who don't stick to their side of the sidewalk

So in your country, everyone drives on the right side of the road so as to prevent head-on collisions. Here's a novel idea - treat the sidewalks the same way and I wont shoulder-check you for being a dick bag.

(This applies for countries that drive on the left side as well - same idea)

5. This jackass riding their bike on the sideWALK

It's called a sidewalk. Not a side-ride-your-bike-and-do-whatever-the-hell-you-please.

6. And in all fairness, these douchebags running in the BIKE lane

So if a cyclist on the sidewalk is a dick, then a runner in the bike lane is also a dick. It's only fair, people.

7. The elevator talker

Seriously, solitary confinement cells in prison are bigger than this elevator and there's only ONE PERSON IN THERE. Why must you talk about your weekend blackout or monthly menstrual cycle while I'm standing right here.

8. And on that note, people that take the elevator to the 2nd floor

Do you have a physical disability? Are you 60+ years old? No? Then take the stairs.

9. That person that just can't make up their mind

You stood in line facing the menu for how long and you *still* don't know what you want? Clearly what you're really hungry for is the ire of the 20 people behind you that are starving.

10. Those people that don't believe in lining up for a drink at the bar

If you've ever been to a gay bar, there's this magical thing that happens - people line up at the bartender's well to get their drinks. It's almost like...orderly. Or civilized, even. Spread the word.