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The Chinese Andy Rooney

In a shocking turn of events, The Onion has been sold to the Chinese. The most significant benefit so far is this exclusive report from the Chinese Andy Rooney. Gotcha Media.

China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is