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14 Magical Rounds Of Harry Potter "F@#K, Marry, Kill"

Perhaps one of the most heated debates since the Goblin Rebellions Of 1612.

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1. Dumbledore’s Army FMK: Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, or Neville Longbottom?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Ginny Weasley
    2. Luna Lovegood
    3. Neville Longbottom
  1. Marry?
    1. Ginny Weasley
    2. Luna Lovegood
    3. Neville Longbottom
  1. Kill?
    1. Ginny Weasley
    2. Luna Lovegood
    3. Neville Longbottom

2. Triwizard FMK: Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour, or Cedric Diggory?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Viktor Krum
    2. Fleur Delacour
    3. Cedric Diggory
  1. Marry?
    1. Viktor Krum
    2. Fleur Delacour
    3. Cedric Diggory
  1. Kill?
    1. Viktor Krum
    2. Fleur Delacour
    3. Cedric Diggory

3. Weasleys FMK: Bill, Fred, or George?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Bill Weasley
    2. Fred Weasley
    3. George Weasley
  1. Marry?
    1. Bill Weasley
    2. Fred Weasley
    3. George Weasley
  1. Kill?
    1. Bill Weasley
    2. Fred Weasley
    3. George Weasley

4. Marauders FMK: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, or Peter Pettigrew?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Remus Lupin
    2. Sirius Black
    3. Peter Pettigrew
  1. Marry?
    1. Remus Lupin
    2. Sirius Black
    3. Peter Pettigrew
  1. Kill?
    1. Remus Lupin
    2. Sirius Black
    3. Peter Pettigrew

5. Professors FMK: Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, or Minerva McGonagall?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Severus Snape
    2. Albus Dumbledore
    3. Minerva McGonagall
  1. Marry?
    1. Severus Snape
    2. Albus Dumbledore
    3. Minerva McGonagall
  1. Kill?
    1. Severus Snape
    2. Albus Dumbledore
    3. Minverva McGonagall

6. Ghost FMK: Nearly Headless Nick, Moaning Myrtle, or Helena Ravenclaw?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Nearly Headless Nick
    2. Moaning Myrtle
    3. Helena Ravenclaw
  1. Marry?
    1. Nearly Headless Nick
    2. Moaning Myrtle
    3. Helena Ravenclaw
  1. Kill?
    1. Nearly Headless Nick
    2. Moaning Myrtle
    3. Helena Ravenclaw

7. Defense Against the Dark Arts FMK: Quirrell, Lockhart, or Umbridge?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Quirinus Quirrell
    2. Gilderoy Lockhart
    3. Dolores Umbridge
  1. Marry?
    1. Quirinus Quirrell
    2. Gilderoy Lockhart
    3. Dolores Umbridge
  1. Kill?
    1. Quirinus Quirrell
    2. Gilderoy Lockhart
    3. Dolores Umbridge

8. Order of the Phoenix FMK: Kingsley, Tonks, or Mad-Eye Moody?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Kingsley Shacklebolt
    2. Nymphadora Tonks
    3. Mad-Eye Moody
  1. Marry?
    1. Kingsley Shacklebolt
    2. Nymphadora Tonks
    3. Mad-Eye Moody
  1. Kill?
    1. Kingsley Shacklebolt
    2. Nymphadora Tonks
    3. Mad-Eye Moody

9. Death Eaters FMK: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, or Bellatrix Lestrange?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Lucius Malfoy
    2. Narcissa Malfoy
    3. Bellatrix Lestrange
  1. Marry?
    1. Lucius Malfoy
    2. Narcissa Malfoy
    3. Bellatrix Lestrange
  1. Kill?
    1. Lucius Malfoy
    2. Narcissa Malfoy
    3. Bellatrix Black

10. Voldemort FMK: Tom Riddle, You-Know-Who, or the weird fetus thing at King’s Cross?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Tom Riddle
    2. You-Know-Who
    3. Weird fetus form
  1. Marry?
    1. Tom Riddle
    2. You-Know-Who
    3. Weird fetus form
  1. Kill?
    1. Tom Riddle
    2. You-Know-Who
    3. Weird fetus form

11. Slytherin Trio FMK: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, or Blaise Zabini?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Draco Malfoy
    2. Pansy Parkinson
    3. Blaise Zabini
  1. Marry?
    1. Draco Malfoy
    2. Pansy Parkinson
    3. Blaise Zabini
  1. Kill?
    1. Draco Malfoy
    2. Pansy Parkinson
    3. Blaise Zabini

12. Gryffindor Boys FMK: Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, or Oliver Wood?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Seamus Finnigan
    2. Dean Thomas
    3. Oliver Wood
  1. Marry?
    1. Seamus Finnigan
    2. Dean Thomas
    3. Oliver Wood
  1. Kill?
    1. Seamus Finnigan
    2. Dean Thomas
    3. Oliver Wood

13. Love Interests FMK: Cho Chang, Lavender Brown, or Cormac McLaggen?

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  1. Fuck?
    1. Cho Chang
    2. Lavender Brown
    3. Cormac McLaggen
  1. Marry?
    1. Cho Chang
    2. Lavender Brown
    3. Cormac McLaggen
  1. Kill?
    1. Cho Chang
    2. Lavender Brown
    3. Cormac McLaggen

14. And of course, the Golden Trio: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, or Hermione Granger?

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No right or wrong answers, ESPECIALLY FOR THIS LAST ONE. Reply with your answers in the comments!

And for more hypothetical sex, weddings, and murder, check out 10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity “Fuck, Marry, Kill.”

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