10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

AKA the 10 most heated debates you and your best friends will EVER HAVE. posted on

Matt Ortile

There are no right or wrong answers but let’s PRETEND there are. LET’S GO.

1. The Ryans: Gosling, Reynolds, or Kwanten?

 

ALREADY CAN’T DEAL. UNF.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Gosling
    2. Reynolds
    3. Kwanten
  1. Marry?
    1. Gosling
    2. Reynolds
    3. Kwanten
  1. Kill?
    1. Gosling
    2. Reynolds
    3. Kwanten

2. The Jessicas: Alba, Biel, or Chastain?

 

Ladies omfg. Ladies STAHP.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Alba
    2. Biel
    3. Chastain
  1. Marry?
    1. Alba
    2. Biel
    3. Chastain
  1. Kill?
    1. Alba
    2. Biel
    3. Chastain

3. The Jo(h)ns: Hamm, Krasinski, or Stamos?

 

AGH NO I CAN’T.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Hamm
    2. Krasinski
    3. Stamos
  1. Marry?
    1. Hamm
    2. Krasinski
    3. Stamos
  1. Kill?
    1. Hamm
    2. Krasinski
    3. Stamos

4. The Jennifers: Hudson, Lawrence, or Lopez?

 

DON’T MAKE ME PICK.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Hudson
    2. Lawrence
    3. Lopez
  1. Marry?
    1. Hudson
    2. Lawrence
    3. Lopez
  1. Kill?
    1. Hudson
    2. Lawrence
    3. Lopez

5. The Michaels: B. Jordan, Fassbender, or Cera?

 

But like they’re all so different HOW WOULD YOU DO THIS.

  1. Fuck?
    1. B. Jordan
    2. Fassbender
    3. Cera
  1. Marry?
    1. B. Jordan
    2. Fassbender
    3. Cera
  1. Kill?
    1. B. Jordan
    2. Fassbender
    3. Cera

6. The Rachels: McAdams, Bilson, or Weisz?

 

Omg no this is HARD (hehehe hard).

  1. Fuck?
    1. McAdams
    2. Bilson
    3. Weisz
  1. Marry?
    1. McAdams
    2. Bilson
    3. Weisz
  1. Kill?
    1. McAdams
    2. Bilson
    3. Weisz

7. The Adams: Levine, Scott, or Brody?

 

ALL ADAMS, ALL ADORABLE.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Levine
    2. Scott
    3. Brody
  1. Marry?
    1. Levine
    2. Scott
    3. Brody
  1. Kill?
    1. Levine
    2. Scott
    3. Brody

8. The Kate/ys: Hudson, Winslet, or Perry?

 

I CAN’T WITH THESE KATES THO.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Hudson
    2. Winslet
    3. Perry
  1. Marry?
    1. Hudson
    2. Winslet
    3. Perry
  1. Kill?
    1. Hudson
    2. Winslet
    3. Perry

9. The Hughs: Dancy, Grant, or Jackman?

 

FOREIGN HOTTIES OKAY WE CAN DO THIS/THEM.

  1. Fuck?
    1. Dancy
    2. Grant
    3. Jackman
  1. Marry?
    1. Dancy
    2. Grant
    3. Jackman
  1. Kill?
    1. Dancy
    2. Grant
    3. Jackman

10. Destiny’s Child: Kelly, Michelle, or Beyoncé?

 

Well, I mean.

  1. So who would you fuck, marry, and kill?
    1. What do you think?

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